Thursday, February 6, 2014

Zombie Hunters' Dead Season : Enjoy your safe winter

Yes, I know, what's up with the long gap ? Well, I was quite busy. First, there was the Winter Cleansing, which is traditionally achieved before the Winter Solstice (so we burn all of the remains at once, plus it ads to the festive atmosphere to know that after that, it's time to rest and feast with the good conscience of a job well done). The season is now the Dead Season (no pun intended) as the wild ghouls are frozen and covered with 20 to 50 cm snow, ice, and will remain there until Spring returns and leaves us with nothing left from Winter than the ghouls. And all the dog poo*. Then the Hunting season starts again at Ostara, well known for its christian counterpart Easter. It seems they chose to put the Resurrection of Jesus on the same time than the official start of the Defreezing of Ghouls to help thick pagans to get the point. Which they did by interpreting with great horror this holiday as a happy celebration of the coming Zombie Apocalypse. 


Hundreds of years of hatred and slaughters for such a ridiculous misunderstanding.


Which is ridiculous considering that even though Jesus is known for shamanistic zombie reanimation, little has been told on his true and undoubted skills in Zombie Hunting, when needed.

Until now...


And while the Dead Season is going on, I hope you enjoy your tranquility and safety gained by hard work, the sweat of your brow and the blood of your preys.

*Finns from Helsinki know what I'm talking about.

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