The League of Extraordinary Badasses

During centuries, Mankind has been threatened by many unholy dangers, beings that shouldn't be, horrors from the dark corners of the Earth. Don't laugh, you fool. Deep inside yourself, you know what I'm speaking about. This creatures have been unleashed upon Men for centuries, sometimes by Mother Nature, sometimes by Forces we don't know much about, occult powers that reach beyond our understanding.....

And by men themselves, as well, yeah, that happened too, once or twice.

But every time this terrible days happened, every time  these threats occurred, there were brave men - and women ! - that found the strength and courage to rise and fight. These heroes through all ages of Mankind have created elites to protect and prepare the new generations to face the odds looming in the shadows. They have built secret societies, hidden organizations, and family-friendly sportsclubs to protect you, ignorant fool, from the Darkness.

They are...

The League of Extraordinary Badasses.

We are some of them. We are the Zombie Hunters in Finland. Our ancestral tradition is to hunt and exterminate the Living Dead. But there are others, and it is time for you to get more familiar with our dear and respectable colleagues.

Members of the Club are the following organizations :

Troll Hunting in Norway (Former Troll Hunting in Scandinavia. For long time a concurrent, now good pals)

Troll Hunting in Sweden (Splitters from the Scandinavia Club for pride reasons. Norwegians' pride. Long story)

Mermaid Fishing in Denmark (Because sirens aren't quite the cute Ariel Redhead type in real life)

Beast Hunting in Gévaudan (Dormant Club of Seniors, but still ready !)

Vampire Hunting in Romania (A bit depressed since "a certain book" came out, but cool guys)

Witch hunting in Germany (Yes, we've always been good at witch hunts)

Mushroom Hunting in Chernobyl (A very dangerous business, but the preys are huge)

Job Hunting in Greece (Despite their fellow Greek's skepticism, they keep pretending they will eventually prove once and for all that employment offers are no myth nor hoax)

Mummy Hunting in Egypt  (Almost out of business since most of their preys have been stolen by Foreigners)

Unspeakable Horrors Hunting Everywhere (That I can't reveal much about... yet....)

If other members of the Club allow me to ad them to the list, I shall be more accurate ! In the meantime, feel safe. We're here to protect you, and your loved ones. With cool tools.

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