The Belly-Ripper

Today : The Belly-Ripper

Yeah, try looking nasty with... this.

That is a tool I admit not being very familiar with, but the Finnish girl that gave me this with a feverish enthusiasm told me it would do an amazing Zombie Weapon, since it's usually used to professionally rip a lot of bellies. Or at least I think she said bellies...

I can only guess that the ingenious Finns invented that very light and fancy tool to use it like a rasp to grate the guts of the ghouls out of their bellies... I'm not totally sure what the point is, perhaps using its own intestine to make it fall down and crush the skull the old way - with the boots ? Yeah ! Clumsy zombie : The best joke when camping with friends ! Especially if you're friends only since you met after the government stopped broadcasting, this kind of funny event tend to ease breaking the ice. Or you could tie the ghoul to a tree for.... a certain... possibly clever... purpose... ?  Like target practice ? Or sadism !

Well I imagine a lateral movement, with enough pressure, could possibly rip the face off as well. It's quite handy if you have to put an end to a loved one's misery ! You know, not having to see his/her face can make it easier when it comes to declaim your sorry (but brave) monologue out-loud and do what has to be done. No familiar face, just rotten muscles, nose-less, smelly putrefied meat on boring skull...

Oh, sorry, were you eating or something ?


It remains an interesting challenge and some day I may find a way to kill a ghoul with this. If you have suggestions, do not hesitate. Remember : Be creative, use your imagination.

Nää, I think I will just go back to real tools. Sorry Eeva.

And this was the last """tool""" I took a picture of before even thinking about making this blog. It wasn't really supposed to get this far, so from now on, I guess I have to improvise !

Oh, and thanks to Someone(s) for using the anonymous opinion ! Appreciated :-)