The Golf Club

Today : The Golf Club

Thanks to this tool, Zombie Hunting may at last be recognized as a sport. Possibly Olympic.

The Golf Club drastically improves composure.

Another classic, but this time, that deserves its hype. In the world of the modern zombie hunters, and contrary to the Axe, the Golf Club is not a hipster : It was deadly before it was cool. But how cool, still ! Elegant and classy, the Golf Club is the weapon of the Sir, the Dandy Hunter as well as the First Class Awesome Badass. It is light, solid as hell, it swings gently to any ghoul's skull with the exquisite aerial feeling of an artist painting a masterpiece. And above all : It is precise ! Contrary to the Baseball Bat, a rudimentary stick of wood that distinguish itself from Neanderthal's cudgel only by its insane overprice, the Golf Club is a beautiful piece of strong metal with a tiny but reliably solid head, able to smash with ease the ugly face of this Walker scaring your friends. Yes, tip of the day : When you force a nose inside a face, you damage the brain.
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WHOOSH. What a feeling.

The Golf Club is arguably the most marvelous weapon of all, for a fun-hunt, a recon, a loot-the-K-Market-mission, or even a garden cleansing when wild zombies appear during the night.

It is not perfect, though. Well, chrome metal looks cool, but it's shiny. If the weather is good, reflection of the sunshine may alert other ghouls of your presence. You can of course cover your Golf Club in shoe-polish, like a sniper. Fortunately I don't need that very often, I hunt in Finland.




Warning : The over-confidence that this excellent tool can bring to you must not be neglected. You might get the feeling that this weapon does almost not need you to do the job, but remember this : Golf Club only generates a deep self-impression of badassery. Not badassery.

 

But, hell yeah, it does provide charisma.